Daru Ki Khushbu, Beer Ki Mithas; Ganje Ki Roti, Charas Ka Saag; Bhaang Ke Pakode, Afeem Ka Pyaar; Mubarak Ho Aapko 2 Din Pehle Holi Ka Tyohaar!
Salesman: Sir, Cockroach Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa: Nahi, Hum Cockroach Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte. Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega! The salesman fainted!
Wife to her husband: I love you! I can't live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!
Regarding... "I love you too" interesting fact is when husband says "I love you too..." wife takes it as: "Main Bhi Tumse Pyaar Karta Hun!" Whereas what husband meant is "Main Tumse Bhi Pyaar Karta Hun!"
Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni
Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai? Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain! Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!